I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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