Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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