i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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