i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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