uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
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how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
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I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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