Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
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I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
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Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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