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i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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