I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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