oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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