He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I deserve to be covered in dicks
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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