The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
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They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
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We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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