with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
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i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
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I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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