I like to think it a success when the cops are called
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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