If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
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He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
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this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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