my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
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we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
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Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I have aggressive nipples.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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