areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
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We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
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Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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