May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
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He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
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We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Why did my mother make you get naked?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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