i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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