i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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