awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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