standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
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It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
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Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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