you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I think my moral compass just broke
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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