is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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