Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
This girl wants me to lick her pits
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents