so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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