i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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