but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
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Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
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Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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