When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I got her a Nickelback box set.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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