Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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