That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
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Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
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That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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