distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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