Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I touched a dick in church today
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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