I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Randomize
