I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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