We won't sleep together?
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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