nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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