Dual....:-)
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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