Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize
