I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
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A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
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Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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