Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
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I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
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my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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