im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
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i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
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We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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