So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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