I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
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I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
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I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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