we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
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Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
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In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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