His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
so let's talk penis.
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You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
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Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
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