so that wasnt chicken after all
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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