i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Randomize
