I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
