Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
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He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
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Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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