oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
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Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
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Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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