Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
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Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
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I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.