Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
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Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
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We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.