Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
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At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
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youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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