carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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