Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
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Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
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Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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