My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
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I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
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Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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