did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
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First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
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I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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