You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
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do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
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They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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