She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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