Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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