Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Randomize
