i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
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I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
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You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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