She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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